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JOKE 6:-
Report from Software Engineer to his manager:
Dear Sir,
Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on
time and on budget. We have gone through every line
of code in every program in every system. We have
analyzed all databases, all data files, including
backups and historic archives, and modified all
data to reflect the change.
We are proud to report that we have completed the
"Y-to-K" date change mission, and have
now implemented all changes to all programs and
all data to reflect your new standards:
Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk,
August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak,
Saturdak.
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be
honest, none of this Y To K problem has made any
sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way
possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do
with it? We'll await your direction."
Very Sincerelk,
Y to K Project Leader
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